Guy Demotivational Poster
DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.
THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!
FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.
Old Players -
POOR LARRY - Going Cowboy seemed like a good idea at the time!
VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys
WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - comes great responsibility
HI - CAN I COME IN??!! -
2 GUYS 1 HORSE - Things were different before the internet was born
GENETIC TAMPERING - Stupid scientists. Now bacon can fight back
GOING TO WAR - Fo' Shizzle Ma Nizzle!
PROTEST FAIL -
IT WAS THAT GUY - He let the dogs out !
FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.
THAT GUY - is my hero.
THE KLAN - They're coming!!!
FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE
VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE - and leave funny comments-a group effort motifake
MOOSE STUFF -
ME WITHOUT YOU -
UNLUCKY BASTARD - He will always be "Just a Friend"
RESISTANCE - Is Futile.
HAPPY EASTER -
AGUILAR - Hiding his shame under a tiny sombrero.
STEWIE VADER - My Diaper has gone over to the darkside..
NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -
I SAW -
COURAGE - "Courage is often lack of vision, whereas cowardice in many cases, is based on good information." Peter Ustinov
ENGINEERING - it's as easy as putting one brick on top of another
OH SHIT - i dropped my wallet
HERBERT THE PERVERT - wheres the muscly armed paper boy? haven't heard any good news lately
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE - But if you work it right, Once is enough.
STUPID GUYS ARE STUPID! -
TOTAL - Don't talk shit about it.
WE ARE LEGION -
IDEALS - are bulletproof for everything else there's smith and wesson
JEDI MIND TRICKS NEVER FAIL - Hmmmmm.., Hot you are... Clothes off you must take... mmmm..., Force ready it is...
PUBLIC BATHROOMS - Your Fear Of Them Just Increased 1,000%
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - They be laughin', cos I just fell off my scooter and rolled down a damn hill.
STEWIE GRIFFIN - he knows the guy who owns that place
3 - 2 - 1 - Shit yourself!
EVERY PERSON SEXIER THAN YOU, OF YOUR SAME GENDER, HAS SOME DOWNSIDE -
INTERNATIONAL CREEP THE SHIT OUT OF GOVERNMENTS DAY -
FUTURE ANDROID -
THE HOLY BIBLE -
GUY FLEEGMAN - A character so awesome... no one remembers his last name 'till the END of the movie
TRASH METAL - This is TRASH METAL not THRASH METAL.
T-DAWG - is a thumbs up whore
yer not gonna like the way you look -
CARDIOPULMONARY RESUSCITATION - Hey guys, I think you are doing wrong ...
EXTREME CROSSING GUARD - YOU, SHALL NOT, PASS!!!
PROVERBS 21:19 - It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.
NICE GUYS - Boosting the confidence of women after the last bad guy she dated and preparing her for the next
MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red?
WAL-MART - The only place where you'll see this.
IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN - to play that game "Spot the Rich Guy"
A BURGLAR? - No, just the son Home from college Looking for clean underwear
STEWIE SAW YOU MASTURBATING - and he's never seen anything that...small
1964 - A good year for guys in gowns
OSTRICHES - Why are there so many?
TWO GUYS ONE BIKE - Nuff said
THE PERFECT GUY -
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE NEW GAME - "Spot the Rich Guy"
OOOOOHHHHHH NNAAOOOOOO! -
SUPERMAN - Where are you now?
GUESS WHO.. - is in a complete state of panic
UMM... - This is a bad time.
THE GOOD OLD DAYS -
MR M -
WHO WILL BE - The ULTIMATE in "Animation Domination?" Only on Pay-Per-View!
RICH GUYS - They are easy to spot...
COLOSSAL ACHIEVEMENT . . .SAME RESULTS - 891,500 square meters for ladies shoes, 500 square meters for guy stuff and 137 Starbucks.
GUYS - 'cause simplicity succeeds.
CHRISTMAS TIME -
YEHAA! - I'M a gonna ride me an ALTER BOY!!
MR. RIGHT - has shown himself clearly
DEAD GUYS - Dead Guys giving away flutes since 1969
I'VE GOT THE BODY OF A GOD - BUDDHA's
IM NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY ! -
Pay Back's A Bitch -
FORTUNE - A fool and his money are soon courted.
PUSH UPS? -
I KNEW IT - They're trained that way
PARDON ME SIR - Coming through
MOVIE QUOTES - "I would give my right hand for this day to be over!"
ASIANS - Not only do they all look alike, they're named alike too.
MIDGET FETISH - This guy has one.
WINNERS - compare their achievements with their goals while losers compare their achievements with those of other people
A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori
CULOS - Wherever there is a pretty lady in a dress, There is a creepy old guy in his underwear. Hiding in the shadows. Masturbating
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